Oh I had so much fun doing these. At first I found the images from this
Victoria Secret model and thought to myself " I should recreate these
and not look so dorky". Then I thought well that will be a lot of
photoshoping of body, and I couldn't help staring at that butt and that
waist, and those abs, so I said to myself " just put your face" self,
you are so smart. All those pictures I have taken with the self timer
paid off. And I heart photoshop.
Here you go- your class on how to pose brought to you by
Victoria Secret and
me. This is how I would look if I had 3 hours at the gym everyday, go
blond with extensions and grow from 5'9 which is not bad, to 6' and
weight 120 pounds, laser the lower back hair (and who am I kidding, all
the extra "peach fuzz"), skin resurface on entire body, surgically
remove a couple of moles and a make up artist air brush with waterproof
makeup all my bruises from biking . And minus 14 years give or take a
few.
Pose 1: Look over the shoulder. Push butt out, after a bit your
lower back hurts but it looks awesome. Notice how hands are relaxed and
near the mouth.
Pose 2: Still touching self, tilt head back, instant chin
removal and longer hair effect. Butt is still out, but in a bit more
comfortable position
Pose 3: Push your butt out more, yes until it hurts. Notice
dainty hands and touching self. No looking at the camera necessary.
There is something going on over at that corner more interesting than
sticking out your butt.
Pose 4: Now bring your hand to your mouth and
enphazise your waist by putting your hand on it. You could open
your mouth a little so you look a little dopey instead of mean.
Separate legs, it gives the impression there is room in there.
Pose 5: Squeeze the boobs. This is how is really done. I always
try to explain this and my re-enactment falls flat. It's like crossing
your arms but arranging stuff so it looks bigger. Poutting helps. Like
"oooh, squeezing boobs makes me all kissy". I am kinda proud of this
one. If I am ever single again is going on lavalife.
Pose 6: Play with hair. Do not forget to keep sucking in gutt,
stick butt out and leave hand dainty. Yes that would be my face if I had
those abs. I would not wear clothes. Only daisy dukes.
Pose 7: Twisty frontal. See how she is making curves out of flat
abs? She is all twisty and playing with her body. Putting one leg in
front of the other also accentuates this. Notice thumb tucked in the
bikini. This is the most popular Maxim pose ever. Looking smart with the
hand close to the chin. Dainty hands, a hard thing to do.
Pose 8: Still twisty. Now the other side. Play with hair and tuck
in the tumb. She is multitasking. Very talented And not even paying
attention.
Pose 9: Head tilt. Let the hair flow to one side, hands touching self, and butt in an imposible natural position.
Pose 10: Ponytail. Hard one, still mainting twisty and sticking
out butt, pretend you are putting your hair up. This one
lenghtens abs and makes you look 10 pounds lighter, guaranteed. I would
walk like this all day if I did not look special needs, or I am checking
for arm pit smell.
Disclaimer: Your lower back may hurt after all this twisting, consult
your doctor before attempting. This was for entertainment (mine)
purposes only. As stated above these are not my pictures or body (I
wish!) It really was a just for fun. All other work in this site
is mine except these - which I photoshoped. I do not claim any ownership
to the Victoria secret brand or awesome body of Model Candice
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